As I have said elsewhere, pointless anonymity amuses me (greatly), so whenever I mention her here, our cat goes by the oh-so-clever pseudonym Best Cat.
I’m not going to reveal her real name, but I will (because it amuses me) give you the ever-growing list of other names she sometimes gets called by in our home:
Taco
Taco Belle
Chimi-changa
Thundercat
Thunder
Thundy
Chunky-Monkey-Thundy Cat
Thundy-Monkey
Destructo
Catt-butt
Asscat
Butt-butt
Suckle-bunny
MC Flops-A-Lot
Takahito
Catus
Catus McGee
McGee
Catus McButtus
Claw-Meister
Bhadge
Bhadge-cat
Bhadger
Zoomcat
Tiny Tush
Tine
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