Spring Forth … I’ll Be Right Behind You

The vernal equinox is perhaps my least favorite day of the year, if not in an absolute sense — I’ll certainly have worse days than this — then at least philosophically. 
Today is the day I stare ahead to months of longer, warmer days. 
… to clouds of choking pollen. 
… to sweating. 
… to smog. 
…  to enduring the giddiness of every frolicking, happy person who loves the sun. 
You know how Seasonal Affective Disorder affects people who dislike winter? Yes, there is an opposite of that.